Mistress Mimsy: The Worst Domme Ever

I think I'm the only person in the world who has "accidentally" visited a brothel. I appreciate how ridiculous that sounds, but this is all true. I am that stupid. It started innocently enough. I'd noticed a new Chinese massage place had opened near my bank, I'd just had my nails done, I felt a bit low and I figured I deserved a treat. I went to go see if it had a price list, and to see if I had to pre-book. I like massages. I think it's a point in my favour that they had some printed price lists next to the door. What brothel has a price list? (Well, maybe all of them; I'm hardly an experienced punter.) I skimmed it quickly and didn't really understand what I'd read so I went inside. I remember thinking they had unusual opening hours, because one handwritten sign said "OPEN LATE" and the printed price list said 10pm. How handy, I thought. I could go after work! I got inside. There was a clean, simple waiting area wit...